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Welcome to my fanworks!

If you'd like to transform any of these into your own creative work, whether that be a remix, podfic, art, vid, or whatever, please feel free!  Just drop me a note somewhere; I'd love to see the results.

Note:  I tend to bump up ratings when in doubt, so my NC-17 may be your R or even PG-13.  As always, YMMV.

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Fic )
grammarwoman: (Farscape OTP)
Title: Blow
Source: Farscape
Music: "Blow", Ke$ha
Vid Download Link: Sendspace, 226.30MB

AO3 link.

Summary: This place's about to blow.

Notes: A Club Vivid entry for Vividcon 2018.

For the last Vividcon, I went back to my vidding roots and made a Farscape vid, for My Show, the show of my heart. As I said when I first started babbling about making this: Has this song been used in a bajillion vids? Yes, even a older Farscape one on Youtube! Are there any other danceable songs about being crazy + explosions + underpants? Not that I could find!

[personal profile] heresluck is the master of the sandwich critique - how are you so awesome? :)

Vid here! )

Lyrics )
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I was deeply disappointed by the lack of snow and cold weather over this past winter. (I like freezing temps killing things that are supposed to be killed, like bugs and weeds.) I know I'm a goof for loving snow, so now I have to laugh at myself.

Every year, I let the leaves mulch up over the flower beds to keep them safe and snug over the winter. Then, come springtime, I dither about how long to wait to clean out the beds, wondering if we're past the cold zone, which inevitably results in the foliage overgrowing past easy removal of the leaves. We're hosting the family Easter gathering in a week, and I wanted the front yard to look nice, so I hired a lawn service guy to blow out and rake up all the lawn detritus and take it away. That was Thursday.

Today we woke up to snow and wind and snow and snow. We've got at least 4-5 inches outside. Timing! At least yesterday when I was out and abouting, I resisted the urge to buy some flowers for planting outside, because March cannot be trusted, and thus was my caution rewarded.

I am also very glad I did the grocery shopping then, so I can stay inside and enjoy the view from comfort and warmth while puttering in the kitchen. I put away a bunch of clean dishes, cooked myself some hash and eggs, baked up some peanut butter cookies, and then threw together a batch of palak paneer. I'm poised on the brink of the end of Farscape season 2, not wanting to dive into the heartbreak of the last episode, so I'm watching all the bonus features first. I've got a minute of vid on the timeline, and at least for right now, the world is calm and cozy. I'm thinking hot chocolate and peanut butter cookies sound really good right now. Hygge to all, and to all a good night!
grammarwoman: (Farscape OTP)
Right off the bat, I should tell you that Farscape is The Show of My Heart: my favorite, my baby, the one that I will always tell people to watch (with caveats, yes, but everyone should give Farscape a try), and even enticed several people into getting sucked in by showing up at their house with DVDs. So brace yourself for rambles and tangents about my entanglement with this show.

Farscape premiered on the Sci-Fi channel in the US 19 years and a day ago, on March 19, 1999. Fahrbot fangirling )

Basically, I've been thinking a lot about Farscape lately (the anniversary was completely a coincidence), stoked by listening to the thoughtful offerings from Farscape Friday Podcast (also a DW comm). When that crossed streams with the looming awareness of the last Vividcon, and wanting to make a Club Vivid entry, it dawned on me that DUH, I should make a Farscape vid. My very first vid was for Farscape, after all (oh, bb!grammarwoman, how far you've come!). I want to make the prettiest version I can, so I dug into some research for the quality of the DVDs versus the Blu-rays, which resulted in a definite *shrug*. I wound up buying my third copy of the series to get it on Blu-ray (when in doubt, I vote with my money to show my support, even if the chances of any revivals are pretty much dead), then realized that my new laptop doesn't actually have a Blu-ray drive. Oops! So I cashed in some survey points for gift cards and picked up an external drive for a reasonable sum.

I'm already a couple of episodes into the second season (and loving the subtitles and extras on the Blu-rays - yay, post-purchase vindication!) and appreciating the show for the umpteenth time. But I'm also struggling with watching bad things happen to my people all over again, and it's HARD. I want them to be safe and happy, which makes it difficult to properly welcome the stellar villains and antagonists as they appear. (I have complicated feelings about Scorpius, let me tell you!) Plus there's the usual pressure of translating the awesome vid in my head to clips on the timeline, compounded with the nagging doubts of my music choice. (Has this song been used in a bajillion vids? Yes, even a older Farscape one on Youtube! Are there any other danceable songs about being crazy + explosions + underpants? Not that I could find!) (Seriously, if you know of multiple songs in the center of that Venn diagram, PLEASE let me know.) Plus plus, clipping Blu-rays of a TV series is A PAIN IN MY POSTERIOR. Guh. Is there a Blu-ray ripping program that is as easy to use as DVD Shrink? Because I may just give up and go back to the DVDs for the negligible quality gains.

In conclusion: Farscape!
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Today is going so slow, and honestly, I am fine with that. I am catching up on my email and infinity tabs (when so many links are open they spill off the top of the browser).

So have some interesting flotsam!

JK Rowlings is writing Quidditch World Cup updates on Pottermore? Man, I am out of the loop.

Colorado, hotbed of healthy economic and civic progress, all thanks to pot. Can we pleeeease legalize weed already? This is getting embarrassing.

The A.V. Club is doing a Farscape watch. They're up to halfway through season 3. Me, I can never get enough of people gushing on how amazing My Show is.

See Every Major Marvel Character’s Hometown In One Map. Marvel + maps? YES PLEASE.

There are several aspects of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" that I actually enjoy, like the thumping base line and the funky beat. His performance and lyrics, though, leave me wanting to bathe in hand sanitizer. Thanks to a link by [personal profile] cereta, I now have not one but two delightful options done by women! BRB, watching those again.

What are you all up to today?
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I would usually celebrate by taking the day off work, but I'm already burning through my vacation days with the Vancouver trip. Instead, I bought my general admission and Dog's Breakfast tickets for the con, plus I finally got the confirmation letter that they received my vid entry. \o/ There's still the niggling detail, though, where I'll be staying. Anyone have space for me in their hotel room? Please?

In other linky news:

[livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe posted a delightful, sensual, and porny Veronica Mars fic for me, because she is awesome both at remembering and basically as a person. *GRIN* It's definitely tipping me towards working on a VM vid for Club Vivid.

I can't tell if the creators of this Can I Get a Hell Yeah! T-shirt are Farscape fans, or if it's just that common a saying. I'd totally get it, if I thought the Emperor would refrain from yelling that every time I wore it.

Cate Blanchett is beautiful, full-stop. But it's so refreshing to see a gorgeous woman who has bags under her eyes. We age and we get tired. No amount of expensive creams and lotions are going to fix that. (Note to self: you should still get more sleep.)

The Scale of the Universe 2 is a nifty toy to zoom in and out of. Start at the smallest point of the scale and pretend you're on a massive Katamari roll!

I am having a mellow birthday; it's been really nice. I've gotten a bunch of greetings on Facebook, been useful several times at work, the Emperor called me from school on his teacher's phone to let me know he had an awesome day, and I may even indulge in some greasy carry-out for dinner. But really, I'm pushing forward to the end of the day tomorrow, when I'll be past my annual review (*fingers crossed* for a raise) and some other news.

Have a great Wednesday, all!
grammarwoman: (Farscape OTP)
It looks like Amazon has Farscape: The Complete Series back in stock and on sale for $59.99, so those of you that missed out before Christmas have another chance.

(For those that are boycotting Amazon right now, my apologies - anything that gets Farscape into people's hands for cheap(er) can't be all bad.)
grammarwoman: (Farscape OTP)
Guys? GUYS???!!! Why didn't you tell me there was a Stargate: SG-1 ornament out there, waiting to grace my Space Battle Tree?

Sadly, there are no stores within a reasonable driving distance that carry it. (I know, the Space Battle Tree is kinda far beyond reasonable, but I don't have a lot of spare time as we race headlong towards Christmas.) BUT! There is a store about halfway between me and my folks that is willing to hold one for me until the day after Christmas, and as we will be driving right by it...OH YES, IT WILL BE MINE.

So you all are off the hook for now.

Besides, I completely durped on telling you that Amazon had Farscape: The Complete Series on monster sale for a while there. Sorry if you didn't grab one like I did! But can I just say how happy it makes me that it's now temporarily out of stock? Hello, PTB! We would like MOAR FARSCAPE PLEEZE. Make with the webisodes already!

And hey, if anyone wants seasons 1 through 4 of the original ADV releases, I now have a superfluous set - huzzah!
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...and the sadness has set in. Yup, the Farscape gathering in LA has been and gone, and I had an absolutely fabulous weekend, but I now have a long, bleak stretch of time with no cons in it. Plus, I am BEYOND tired from an over-full weekend. Waking up this morning with a full-on dermal allergic reaction (swollen hands, rashy arms and legs) of unknown origins and the ensuing dosing of Benedryl has not helped matters at all. (I'm blaming the hotel room, but not its occupants - I have nothing but gleeful thanks for my patient roommates [personal profile] nakedwesley, [personal profile] vecturist, and [personal profile] pavaneofstars. I had a blast hanging out with you ladies, and I hope to do so again.)

I have every intention of posting an actual wrap-up (though my history of following through with such is abysmal), but I thought I'd share some highlights with you.

Scapers ROCK. )

My vid rolled! (Without me, though. *sniff* )

Happiest filling EVER. )

GUH. I get to go home soon, thank Zod. For all my post-con letdown, I am so happy to be with my family (and my very own bed) again.
grammarwoman: (Farscape OTP)
Title: Situation Normal: All Frelled Up - A Farscape Love Story
Fandom/Characters: Farscape, John/Aeryn
Music: "Laid", by James
Spoilers: All the way up to Peacekeeper Wars
Vid Download Link: Sendspace, 28 MB (updated 3/20/2018)

AO3 link.

Notes: My very first vid! Thank yous and babblings )

I am so stupidly proud of this. Some of the clip/music pairings may only make sense in my head (mad props if you can pick out my favorites), but the fact that I've been working on this vid for over a month and I still love both it and the song must mean I did something right. I'm aiming to submit this to Creation for the upcoming con (every little bit helps with the fees for that beast). But more than that - I VIDDED!

If you could, please let me know what you think, even if it's just to say you downloaded it and it made you smile.

ETA: And now an embed!
Vid here! )
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Hi! It turns out that I took an inadvertent 10-day vacation from DW/LJ, for no apparent reason other than my brain went into hiding and wanted to do nothing more than play lots of Mafia Wars and work on a thing. So now I'm slowly but surely catching up on the backlog. Eep!

I conned! )

I vidded! )

I dreamed! (It was much better than CATS...) )

...I vidded. This is still delightful and amazing to me.
grammarwoman: (BB we're so screwed)
I'm struggling here, guys.  Recent life events have felt like getting pecked to death by freaking ducks.

If only I had the $$$ to throw at most of these problems )

It seems like a lot of other peole are feeling beat-down, too, with life really putting the 'con' in 'confluence of events'.  I prescribe huge monetary or other beneficial windfalls for us all.

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OK, so it's not actually Farscape, but some of the people behind it.

Check 'em out:

The Henson Company

Rockne S. O'Bannon

Richard Manning

I love the internet.

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I know this dungeon adventure went around last year, but after the previous two memes, I had to play it again.

Behold, the dungeon of grammarwoman!

(Really, what prompted me to post it is that while I played, I came across these two gems:

"You quaff the potion marked 'KAZBABY'. It tastes like farscape."

"You quaff the potion marked 'KARL AGATHON'. You suffer a momentary vision of helo-has-sexual-chemistry-with-anything."

I am STILL fucking laughing about those.)

Oh, and if roaming around underground is not your thing, Welcome to Moon Colony Grammarwoman!

(And with that, I promise to stop spamming you for at least an hour.)
grammarwoman: (Crichton on ice)
Or, Advice sought from all-knowing flist

I like Farscape. Shocker, I know. )

Why is this relevant?

Shore Leave + Chicago Stargate con = $$$ )

Farscape fans are dirty rotten pushers )

I did my best to squash any thoughts of regret, though. I’d had my two cons. I was done. The household budget had been strained enough for my whims.

Then…then came the last couple of weeks. The husband started working again full-time (Angels sang! Rainbows sparkled! A chorus of Hallelujahs abounded!), and we had hope again for being financially solvent. And then we got a letter and check from a family member who was sharing the wealth. A big check. A Significant Amount of Moolah check.

And a little, quiet voice of (burbank. *sigh*) instantly turned into a tantrum wail of "I WANNA GO TO THE FARSCAPE PARTY IN BURBANK!".

I am so frelling torn.

I'm not easy, but I'm certainly cheap. OK, maybe I am easy. )

Picture John Crichton on one shoulder and Scorpius on the other )

I need help (well, that’s a constant and a given). I need advice. What do you think, flist: do I sigh regretfully and sock the money away, being nobly practical about it all, or do I give flight to my fangirl dreams and blow a lot of money on my sparkly Farscape party?

Da poll! Da poll! )

I know how absolutely ridiculous this is, believe me. Of all the First World problems to have, this is small and petty and stupid to even consider. But…but…it is what it is: something about which I am well and truly torn.

ETA: OK, there's SUPPOSED to be a poll. There's a poll code and everything. WTF, poll?

ETA2: OK, so the husband is pointing out that I could get a new computer for the money. DAMMIT. I didn't need the water to be muddier...
grammarwoman: (Bookworm Emperor)
Bopping along to the radio on the way home today, I smiled to hear one of my favorite songs, "Laid", by James. As happens all too frequently to me nowadays, about two lines in I was struck by another vid idea: Farscape's John/Aeryn. The lyrics are a ridiculous match that had me giggling: "Dress me up in women's clothes / Messed around with gender roles" with clips from "Premiere", "Scratch 'n Sniff", and "Coup by Clam" ... "My therapist says not to see you no more / You're like a disease without any cure" with the shots of Dr. Zhaan from "Won't Get Fooled Again" and afflicted Aeryn in "DNA Mad Scientist".

WANT NEW COMPUTER THAT CAN VID. *sulk*

Have a great weekend, everybody!
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...Because it surely isn't here at work.

Friday! Long Weekend! Wheeeeee....

Another in a series of my brain desperately ducking out of thinking about Practical Things:
New idea for a vid -- "Firestarter", by The Prodigy, devoted to the antics of our favorite Nebari, Chiana. If anyone is a twisted firestarter, it's her.

And because it made me giggle ridiculously:

"Sexyback", Justin Timberlake, Sheppard serenading McKay (yup, another one). "You see the shackles", "Take 'em to the bridge", "I think you're special, what's behind your back?"...well, it makes sense in MY head. *grin*
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You scored as Moya (Farscape), You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

</td>

Moya (Farscape)

94%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

81%

Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

81%

Serenity (Firefly)

81%

SG-1 (Stargate)

75%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

63%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

63%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

50%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

50%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

50%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

44%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

44%

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics)
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Why can't I temporarily live in California? Where's my teleporter technology when I need it the most?

Creation just had to go and book several conventions in November, in freaking BURBANK, that I MUST attend, but could they put the two that I desperately want to go to in the same damn weekend? Of course not. They scheduled the Farscape Farewell two weekends before the BSG/Stargate combo, just to fuck with me. I mean, Celebrity Boyfriends Ben Browder versus Tahmoh Penikett? Old favorite sci-fi show versus new favorite sci-fi show? Last Farscape con versus last big BSG con while it's still going? How am I supposed to make a choice, here? (Oh, and please don't suggest that I can fly out for both, because, no, the budget would take me out back and shoot me first. Unless, of course, you want to give me some free airfare.)

Why the hell couldn't they have done the Farscape/BSG combo? (Other than the fact that I would have exploded from sheer joy, or become a meth addict to not sleep the whole damn weekend for fear of missing anything.) I can catch a Stargate con any old time -- plus, they don't have any featured guests planned for that one that I especially want to see. (Ben, Claudia Black, David Hewlett, for example). NYARGH!

When I first heard about the Farscape Farewell a month or so back, I was all psyched and ready to get planning -- it was going to be my 35th birthday present to myself, a few months early. I know I could have gotten my parents to both go in on it and watch the Emperor in our absence. The husband was even good to go. I was excited and giddy! Now...now I'm all torn.

Stupid space/time/entertainment-center-that-is-California continuum. Bah.

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