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Welcome to my fanworks!

If you'd like to transform any of these into your own creative work, whether that be a remix, podfic, art, vid, or whatever, please feel free!  Just drop me a note somewhere; I'd love to see the results.

Note:  I tend to bump up ratings when in doubt, so my NC-17 may be your R or even PG-13.  As always, YMMV.

Vids )



Fic )
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1. Despite my inability to post here in my own space (and the lesser frequency of commenting in other people's), I do in fact continue to exist.

Kid, health, cancer, body issues, and VVC )

G'night, all!
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I have stayed up stupid late once more, but this time with a purpose: I have mapped out garage sales for tomorrow morning, so now I can head out in the morning and hit most of them when they're still going strong, instead of compiling the list in the morning and hitting the road when most of them are closing.

I love garage sales: the prices, the variety, the random weirdnesses. Sometimes I get to rescue old D&D books. Other times I pick up kitchen gadget parts to replace stuff that's broken. I've outfitted the Emperor mainly through used clothes.

Also with the stupid lateness, I've refreshed my MP3 player with the recent Night Vale episodes and Alton Browncasts. I'll let it charge through the night so it can play in the car all day tomorrow.

Other things on the to-do list for this weekend:
Hit the semi-annual consignment sale for toys and uniform pieces for the Emperor
Weed the front garden beds
Process the tomatoes sitting patiently on my counter
Clean up my room (somewhere my mom is laughing and she doesn't even know why)
Take the Emperor on a whirlwind trip through the seasonal Halloween shops to assemble his Adventure Time Lich costume
Take the Emperor to the library to refresh his stash of Garfield books
Visit the craft stores for other parts of his costume
Organize the basement to make room for the treadmill
Pay bills, file paperwork

And with that, I should get my ass to bed. Good night, Interwebs. Good night. ;)

On my way

Apr. 13th, 2011 11:51 am
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I have printed out a book's worth of maps, tickets, guides, lists, and random useful pieces of information.

My carry-on and schlep bags are ready, with only the CPAP left to be disassembled and packed.

I have my passport, US ca$h for things (hoping I can spend it in Vancouver) and credit cards for elsewise, and streamlined stuff in my purse.

I have to fill up the gas tank, drive home, load the car, eat, and drive to St. Louis. Then I will hopefully get on a plane to Seattle without incident, catch [livejournal.com profile] nakedwesley at her gate, meet [livejournal.com profile] mercury973 at the curb, and get whisked away to the latter's apartment. In the morning, we will depart on a road trip to Vancouver and the Stargate con, so that I may bask in the presence of David Hewlett and some other guys that were on Stargate shows. *grin*

I am barely keeping on top of my squee. I can't run out of it too early, or it would be Bad.

EEEE!!!!

Back on Tuesday, if everything goes according to plan, whereupon I will most likely be barely ambulatory and close to brain-dead.

Wish me luck!

WIP meme

Feb. 14th, 2011 05:12 pm
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Because I seem to have lost the ability to post, and because when the WIP meme prompted me to go back and look at my WIPs I was overcome by the giggles, have my list:

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

The ridiculous, the ridonkulous, and the utterly crack-laden )

Go ahead and ask, and I'll tell you a little something or give you a paragraph from anything you ask for.
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1. After much poking and reloading of the NaNoWriMo page, I finally got it to let me create an account and put in today's work. Woo-hoo!



Do you think I should store it all up and post it at the end, or copy it to here as I go?

2. To say that my period is pissing me off is putting it mildly. My cycles of the past few months have been all over the place: 32, 24, 34, 26, 28, and 32 days. Those of you with irregular cycles may be laughing at me right now, but dammit! I used to have regular cycles of 28 to 29 days. I think I've spotted every single pair of underwear I own, trying and failing to guess when the damned thing would start. This and the fact that I'm still not pregnant is vexing me.

3. The Emperor made an awesome Darth Maul, and hauled back quite the bag of spoils. The first treat he reached for? A bag of peanuts. We are frankly puzzled at whose child this is.

4. John De Lancie knows his way around Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'. DAMN. *shivers*

5. Number five is not alive.

TGTF

Oct. 14th, 2010 04:12 pm
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I have no idea why this week has been such a hard march toward the end. Oh, wait, yes I do.

Same griping, different day )

Links! Getyer links here!

I have no idea what I'd do with it, if someone were to buy me this Merino Wool Celtic Ruana, aside from draping it over my couch and petting it. But it sure is pretty.

The Lego Advent Calendars are available at Amazon and for bonus Lego VIP points at Lego (Kingdoms collection here). We missed out on these last year, so I made sure to buy one right away for the Emperor.

These fannish snowflakes are INCREDIBLE. It makes me want to work on an SGA one, with puddlejumpers, the point of origin A, and a big old Stargate in the middle.

This photo shoot of women of size is gorgeous. I could wish that the makeup wasn't so severe, and that some of the clothes weren't so ridonkulous, but man! If magazines were bombarding us with images like these, maybe large women (myself included) would stop feeling like our bodies were disgusting aberrations of what beauty should be.

Almost time to go home. Let's see how much I can get done once I'm there.
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I am determined to not obsess about having gotten one (really wonderful, but still only one) person's feedback to one of my stories, and none to the other. It bugs me much less than it would have in the past, and realizing that makes the lack of attention almost worthwhile. (See? Not obsessing.)

I earned so many Responsible Adult/Parent Points over the weekend I'm still chuffed - you know, those pats on the back you give yourself that you can actually handle this Grownup thing. I cleaned off the kitchen table, desk, and counter. (For as often as those surfaces get cluttered up, I should install force fields on them or something.) The Emperor and I worked on pasting party info in his birthday invitations. I achieved Halloween decoration level 1 (tablecloth, flags out front, gel clings on the windows, and door decorations), and the Halloween tote is ready to be decanted for levels 2 and 3. I had sushi with friends, pushed the husband to take the Emperor to the Vet Clinic Open House to see animals, and then whisked the Emperor off to a local author reading at a library, and then went to the other big library to get Scooby-Doo books. While he read those to himself back at home and the husband waved me off, I did the grocery shopping. Later that night, I finished up the invites, addressed them, finished the other paperwork due for kindergarten today and got it all in his bag ready for this morning. Whew!

Tomorrow the husband and I are meeting with the Emperor's teacher to map out a plan for how to steer him on the Path of Good Days. It would be lovely to hear that he's been awesome, but I'm not expecting that to be the case. Then next week we meet the Building Intervention person. Then we enter the holiday whirlwind, starting with the Emperor's birthday (he's going to be six! How did that ever happen?), and proceeding right into me being the designated social coordinator and therefore bad guy for snubbing one side of the family or the other. Some things you can never win.

No wonder time is flying by so fast!
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What I would really love right about now is a substitute Responsible Adult to fill in for me. I'm starting to feel like one of the protective boulders at the bottom of a Space Invaders screen, that takes all the hits from both sides and gets worn down to nothing.

My Monday consisted of:

 
 

To top it off, the dentist this morning recommended that the husband have all his teeth pulled and replaced, because the bottom molars are too damaged to save.

Can somebody else step in as the mom, just for a bit?

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Many apologies for the twee subject line. This post has been accumulating itself in my brain for what seems like weeks now, and nothing else would do for it.

I really fucking hate paperwork, fine print, phone calls, and all attendant annoying minutiae thereof. The resolution of the red tape of the past few weeks has included:

Kindergarten, Taxes, Mortgage, and FSA - I'd rather have lions, tigers, and bears )

We hates paperwork! NYARGH.

At least the hives cleared up a couple of weeks later as mysteriously as they arrived. Man, those were annoying. I still have no idea what caused them.

I must share with you my new crush, which comes with a to-make-a-long-story-short-as-I-can explanation. With last week's episode of Glee, I was wondering why Idina Menzel didn't sing, given her background. That, however, got swept aside when I found out that Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff, the other guest star, had appeared in Spring Awakening together, which led me to that show's website, which led me to The Bitch of Living, which has taken up residence in my head. It's such a fist-pumping anthem of male teenage energy and sexual frustration, and I love the choreography as well. Plus, the first singer's intensity and snarling delivery reminds me of Jason Dohring's portrayal of Logan Echolls, which sent me skimming back through my favorite Veronica Mars fic. I love the Internet. (Ooo - and Jonathan Groff at the end is totally channeling a Matthew Bomer-esque look and feel. Ah, pretty singing boys...)

Um...yeah. Adolescent sexual frustration and a visceral loathing of paperwork is pretty much is where my head is right now. Thanks, brain!
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I am officially tired of being a Responsible Adult. (Though considering how I've spent my afternoon, a completely irresponsible worker drone.) Pardon me whilst I whinge about my first-world problems...

Today I have had to research:

1. How to get the Emperor into kindergarten. You see, my enlightened town has this wonderful system called "Controlled Choice", which they claim "gives parents and guardians of all students the opportunity to apply for admission to a variety of elementary and middle schools, each with its own unique learning environment." It basically translates to, "Hey, sorry you specifically bought a house in a nice section of town so your kids could go to the good schools, because a random lottery will determine your pick, hopefully from one of the top 3 choices you indicated, but we make no guarantees." Oh, and the school board just announced that they've been forced to implement cutbacks in the teacher/support personnel population, so we'll be getting even LESS than we paid for. Thanks, Blago, for your stunning leadership and fiscal responsibility here in Illinois!

2. Online appraisals of my house and surrounding real estate, in preparation for getting our mortgage refinanced. The three sites I checked for our property had a range in estimated current values from a little over the original purchase price to twice that. Sure, I'd love for my home to have doubled in value, but somehow...I don't think that's what happened.

3. What outstanding charges we have left to claim against my medical flexible spending account. This includes glasses, prescriptions, my CPAP, and office visit copays. Of course, obtaining records of the smallest charges were easy, while getting copies of the big ones have met delay after delay. I was very happy that this was the Emperor's healthiest year on record (1 prescription and only a few office visits), but the trending from his earlier years threw my budget way out of whack. I really suck at guesstimating. Worst case scenario, I might be getting last-minute contacts and maybe even some dental work to try and use up the whole FSA by the end of the week. Oooo, or maybe I could get a his-and-hers visit to the chiropractor.

Bah. I hate paperwork. I haven't even touched the taxes yet.

Stupid Mondays.
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1. I am really starting to see the appeal of the "head in a jar" lifestyle. My back has been hurting for over a week now and doesn't seem to be getting any better. Nyargh. It was bad enough yesterday that I left work early. I'm really hoping that it will ease up when my period is done.

2.
Writing CRITIQUE Meme!

Because I'm not above wishing for feedback to my writing. Even if you just want to say, "Hey, I've read your stuff."

3. I'm blaming #1 for my obsession with Mafia Wars on Facebook. I can't concentrate for crap on anything else. Any other FBers out there willing to join my crew? You don't even have to play - I just need to beef up my mafia size to avoid getting hammered.

4. We got a new dryer! Doing laundry has never been so satisfying or fun. Clean sheets, I adore thee...

5. The husband is on his new work schedule; his shift is from 8:30-5:30, Tuesday through Saturday. It's going to put a crimp in any family get-togethers from here on out, not that he minds that at all. It's nice that he has Emperor-free days to Get Crap Done, but it will take some adjustment.

6. I'm still kinda bummed that I missed the Pittsburgh fangirlium, though it probably would have been less fun with the back thing. But hey, 3 days 'til I get to hang with [personal profile] darsynia again! Woo-hoo!

7. Next year at this time, we'll be scrambling to get the Emperor ready for kindergarten. I hope we'll all be ready for it.

I think that's enough rambling for now.
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I am so, so sorry if you felt beleaguered by my recent posting bonanza.  I realized after the fact that putting up that many entries in a row was probably a bit much.  It was just something that had been on mind to do for a while, and once I got going...Yeah.  Sorry!

However, it did prompt me to go through and total things up.  Yowsers!  I've posted about 46,000 words of fic, and have another 14,000 languishing in WIPville.  Color me surprised and more than a little pleased with myself.


Other mental post-it notes to clear:

A getting-acquainted opportunity passed on by [livejournal.com profile] mrsdrjackson:  "The problem with LiveJournal (or Dreamwidth, or wherever) meme"

We all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other.
So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me.
Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about.
Ask away. Then post this and find out what people don't know about you! 


As it is, I have five DW invite codes to share.  Let me know if you'd like one!


I'm a little bit sulky with Goya right now.  I picked up a bottle of their Ginger Beer in an international food market the other day, because I love a good, sharp ginger ale.  (Mmmm, Vernor's...)  Later at dinner, I took a big sip, had a moment of "Ah!", then many, many minutes of "AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" as my mouth burst into flame.  I don't care if you have "Jamaican Style" and a big ole parrot on the label, who puts capsicum in a freaking beverage?  (No, I'm not a fan of blazing hot Bloody Marys either.)


Still to come...my ruminations on TV, and upcoming con plans.

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I am grossly overdue for the five things meme as suggested by [livejournal.com profile] darsynia. (Since it was never explicitly defined, I'm regarding these as five things she either associates with me or explanations of which she'd like to see me stumble through.)

So for her edification, and anyone else's who cares to read:

My take on humor, stern face of awesome power, SGA!, the Emperor, and multitasking )

Happy Friday, everybody!
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Holy CRAP, I am so far behind with just about everything. Between the push to finish up the conclusion to my [livejournal.com profile] undermistletoe entry (posted last night) and getting this project at work ready for QA (done this morning, thank Zod), I've let pretty much everything else slide. I've got a ton of Christmas shopping left to do, I still want to get cards out (let me know if you want one and you're not on my usual list, eh?), we don't even have the tree up yet let alone have it or the homestead decorated, the house is an utter PIGSTY, and I'm at skip=900. 900! AGH!

Oh, and I have two other stories coming due this week. I can foresee my work productivity dropping to zero for the next several days.

Hey, but you know what? I wrote almost 15,000 words in the past couple of weeks, making that [livejournal.com profile] undermistletoe fic the longest story I've ever created, and I've still got the muse talking to me.

*Phew* I can do this. Really. Sleep is optional, right?
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