All Systems Go (VM, Logan/Mac, R)

Title: All Systems Go
Author: grammarwoman
Rating: R
Fandom, Pairing: Veronica Mars, Mac/Logan
Word Count: ~1600
Warnings/Spoilers: none

Porn Battle Prompt: Logan/Mac, MacBook
Summary: When you're a computer geek, the least likely people come to you for help.

Notes: I've always wanted to contribute something to one of oxoniensis' Porn Battles, and this prompt yelled louder than the rest. Thanks to darsynia for her comments and nudging. Since I'm incapable of fitting in both snark and porn in the character limits of a comment, the whole thing is posted here, linked from here.

All Systems Go

( It took several knocks for Mac to surface from her coding/music fugue and realize that someone was at the door of her dorm room. )

( Part the second )

At the corner of Various and Sundry

Last night at dinner, the Emperor announced that he had to visit the bathroom. (Liberally translated from Emperor-speak, of course.) He was in there a while, during which we were treated to various babblings and streams of consciousness, rather like Boo in "Monsters Inc.". He slayed us, though, when he busted out with "Can you feel the love tonight?" from "Lion King", perfectly on key. My little goober...

I've been aware for quite some time that Neil Patrick Harris is quite a talented, attractive, and intelligent guy. Then came this article in "Out", and oof. Damn. The man is savvy and poised and a vision in leather pants. *dreamy sigh*

We live in a world of amazing technological marvels. Why, then, can no one invent a tampon that is easy to insert, comfortable to wear, and comes with a non-absorbent string? (And before you rush to present alternatives to tampons themselves, believe me, I've tried them. Diva-type cups don't stay in well, pads are Right Out, and being on the Pill didn't lessen the flow much at all.) Seriously, people -- get to work.

My attention span is completely shot for this project at work. It's dragged on about three times as long as necessary because I just can't bring myself to concentrate. I think the problem is that testing it is going to be a bitch-and-a-half, and I just don't want to go there. DO NOT WANT.

You know what I do want? Mary Poppins to visit and help us spoonful some sugar at the garden and the house, so I can stop wincing at the view. I'd stand around snapping and everything.