No cows

[grammarwoman]

The Emperor wanted to watch TMBG's "Here Come the ABCs" tonight. (Dude, he asked for it by name. Clearly, even!) During "C is for Conifers", which used to be one of his least favorite songs, he was totally bopping along. "Trees!" "Tall Tower!' "Barn!" And then, "No cows."

For the barn, you see. Because a barn without cows is a strange kind of barn, and needs commenting on.

I love my little goofball.