Club Vivid 2017: "I Ship It" (multifandom)

[grammarwoman]

Title: I Ship It
Sources/Pairings: Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton (MCU), Alex Russo/Justin Russo (Wizards of Waverly Place), Kara "Starbuck" Thrace/Karl "Helo" Agathon (BSG), Steve Rogers/James "Bucky" Barnes (MCU), Jake Jensen/Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez (The Losers), Arthur/Eames (Inception), Stiles Stilinski/Derek Hale (Teen Wolf), Timothy McGee/Tony DiNozzo (NCIS), Rodney McKay/John Sheppard (SGA), Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes (Push), Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey (White Collar)
Music: "I Ship It", not literally
Vid Download Link: 57 MB file at Sendspace

AO3 link.

Summary: A multifandom manifesto of shipping.

WARNING: Suggests incest, adult-underage attraction, and non-canonical pairings, plus really fuzzy clips from YouTube.

Notes: This vid is direct from my id. I would apologize for that and the contents of the warnings, but as the lyrics say, "I don’t care, I ship it." And lo, a Club Vivid entry was born. (I am addicted to the Doppler effect of "Woo!"s rippling through the Club Vivid crowd, as people recognize and cheer for their favorites.) If you can't air out your dirty laundry for fans to dance their butts off to, then what good is fandom?

Fandom, bless them, is also good for doing your homework for you and helpfully listing episode lists of, say, two siblings hugging, or a pair of Very Special Agents standing super close together.

heresluck, thank you for laughing at me and my continued insistence on building multi-source vids and my unsubtle affection for Chris Evans; the encouragement is appreciated, too. :) My gratitude also goes out to all the fan writers who tempted me down dark paths; bless you and your ranges of pairings, from the all-but-canonical to utter crack.



Password is ishipit

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I Ship It from Grammar Woman on Vimeo.

I Ship It Lyrics:

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—
I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more
If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can’t really be that bad—
I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground, I’m up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate.
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!
I ship it!
I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear,
Don’t tell me I need to calm down—
I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground, I’m up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate.
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!
I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don’t care.
I ship it.

Comments

[grammarwoman]

:) :) :)

You are one of my favorite purveyors of Clint/Darcy, so I'm especially tickled for your comment. Thank YOU!

[topaz119]

The C/D intro was especially squee-worthy on a personal level (bless you for weaving together all those clips & hitting that never-been-in-a-scene lyric), but I really did love the whole thing.