I think we're going to need a bigger can of bug spray

The following would be why I'm reluctant to spend time outside at night. I am too damned delicious for my own good. (And this was WITH bug repellent!)

( Mosquitoes, WE HATES THEM )

Feel free to admire not only the copious quantity of bites, but my Calves of Doom and attendant contortionist abilities.