All quiet on the southern front
Jul. 20th, 2017 03:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
grammarwomanAhhhhh, I am home from the colonoscopy. We were there at nine AM, but the whole shebang didn't start until 10:30 or so, because my veins were as uncooperative as usual. I mean, they're villains to begin with, seeing as they are tiny and will sink, roll, and collapse under any kind of probing, but being dehydrated on top of that didn't help.
I was wheeled to recovery by noon, got a quick "everything looks good! No questions? Bye!" from the doctor, and we got out of there a half hour later. Once home, I shoveled in some food that had been egregiously taunting me from the fridge for the past few days, and passed out on the couch for a couple of hours.
I am so glad that's done and that they didn't find any issues. I'll have to do it again in five years, so maybe by then they'll have come up with a medical breakthrough that will make prep much easier.
Food, never leave me again. Especially not in such an explosive way.
I was wheeled to recovery by noon, got a quick "everything looks good! No questions? Bye!" from the doctor, and we got out of there a half hour later. Once home, I shoveled in some food that had been egregiously taunting me from the fridge for the past few days, and passed out on the couch for a couple of hours.
I am so glad that's done and that they didn't find any issues. I'll have to do it again in five years, so maybe by then they'll have come up with a medical breakthrough that will make prep much easier.
Food, never leave me again. Especially not in such an explosive way.
