Spinning on that dizzy edge

If something like this passed at my kid's school, my husband would take it to the supreme fucking court. I kid you not, he is just that kind of tenacious prick that you so desperately want on the side of your son or daughter.

Make sure that you let them know that if they perform a body cavity search and find nothing, that isn't a fucking body cavity assault. That's rape, you fuckers. Hell, it's rape even if they *do* find something. These are KIDS here!

RAGE!!