Meme! (and a birthday)

I took today off from work as a birthday present to myself and had ambitious plans to Get Shit Done - and then I realized I haven't read DW in a long while and have been playing catch-up all day. Ah well.

1. Name: Hm. I feel like I should be internet safe here and not share my RL name, but if you don't know and want to, PM me.

2. Age: 49 as of today - it's my actual-factual birthday!

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