Proud mommy is PROUD

Guys! OMG GUYS! The Emperor is an author. He wrote a book in daycare, drawing the pictures himself and dictating the text to his teachers, who are in utter awe - "None of the kids have written a book before!"

It's three folded-up pages, bound together by tape and pure AWESOMESAUCE.

( Allow me to present this exciting new work )

*FLAILS* My son! He's so amazing! Pardon me while I go wipe away the gleeful mommy sniffles and try not explode from pride.