You've got answers? I've got questions!

Here I am, slow as always to jump on the memewagon.

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me!"
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You may (if you so desire) post the answers to the questions (and the questions themselves) on your blog or journal.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

These are my responses to resolute's questions.

( Pull up a chair and read a while… )

(And yet I managed to not laugh in his face)

OMG do I love my absolutely goofball son. Just now, on the way home from daycare, we had one of Those Conversations:

Emperor: Mommy, I want a baby.
Me: You mean a baby brother or sister?
E: Noooo. A baby. I want a baby but not a baby brother or sister.
M: Ooookay.
E: So let's go to the baby shop and get a baby.
M: Um, you can't get a baby from a baby shop. Babies are made, sweetheart.
E: How do you make babies?
M: (brain spinning frantically for a few seconds) Well, mommies have mommy parts, and daddies have daddy parts, and sometimes when they bring them together, they make a baby.
E: ...
M: Why do you want a baby?
E: Because babies are cute!
M: Babies are cute, sweetie, but they're a lot of work. You have to dress them, and feed them, and change their stinky, stinky, stinky, messy diapers.
E: I can change a messy diaper. [This from the child who can't even pick up his toys.]
M: I'll talk to Daddy about it.

(Note: He is currently upstairs mumbling dialogue to himself from "The Incredibles", including Elastigirl's "Leave the world-saving to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so." and Frozone's "Where is my supersuit?" GOOF. BALL.)