Having cable for a weekend, and seeing Enik and myself totally devolve into Gigantic Couch Slugs from the Planet Frito, I have decided that, not only will the six-month T.V. fast definitely happen, but when it's over, I think that we're going to have go get a rabbit-eared 1953 Philco, or nothing.

All this DVR and HD stuff just translates to "Chia Watching 'The Most Dangerous Catch' Instead of Actually Having a Life". And Enik is worse.