Nap Nazi
Emperor,
You've been babbling in your crib for at least an hour and a half now. You say you want to go on an adventure this afternoon. Then PLEASE. GO. TO. SLEEP.
Right now, yes.
If I could transfer my sleep vibes to you, I totally would. Then I could get things done and you would have a monster nap.
Right now, we are gearing up to have a cranky evening, because even if you fall asleep now, your typical 2-hour nap will have you waking up at 5. And don't think we'll spring you from the crib if you don't nap; you're stuck there until at least 4.
Sleep. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Love,
Your mom, the Nap Nazi
You've been babbling in your crib for at least an hour and a half now. You say you want to go on an adventure this afternoon. Then PLEASE. GO. TO. SLEEP.
Right now, yes.
If I could transfer my sleep vibes to you, I totally would. Then I could get things done and you would have a monster nap.
Right now, we are gearing up to have a cranky evening, because even if you fall asleep now, your typical 2-hour nap will have you waking up at 5. And don't think we'll spring you from the crib if you don't nap; you're stuck there until at least 4.
Sleep. SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Love,
Your mom, the Nap Nazi